Unknown author, May 2008
Subject: Scottish Blond jokeOne winter's morning a husband and wife in Aberdeen were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 6 or 7 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowploughs can get through."
So the good wife went out and moved her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, again, the radio
announcer said, "We are expecting 7 or 8 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the
snowploughs can get through."
The next week, again during breakfast, the radio announcer says,
"We are expecting 8 to 10 inches of snow today.
You must park............" then the electric power went off.
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to Blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"